﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>HT_OnE's Xanga</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from HT_OnE</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>o_O</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/482960100/oo/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/482960100/oo/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 23:10:54 GMT</pubDate><description>is it me or is Xanga dead? who comes here anymore anyway?!</description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/482960100/oo/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>So like I asked my friend where he was born, and found out more than I thought I would...</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/457360367/so-like-i-asked-my-friend-where-he-was-born-and-found-out-more-than-i-thought-i-would/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/457360367/so-like-i-asked-my-friend-where-he-was-born-and-found-out-more-than-i-thought-i-would/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:59:35 GMT</pubDate><description>(You might have to be hispanic to understand this conversation)&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc:So where were you born?&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: mexico&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: w00t w00t&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: w00t!&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: we're fuckin back wets!&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: w00t w00t&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: o wait nvm, I'm puerto rican&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: Lol&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: my parents are mexican though!&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: u are?"&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: ur puerto rican?!&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: i HATE puerto ricans.......&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: LMAO&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: y&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: the way they talk&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: their names&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: HHHHA&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: ugh&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: so annoying&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: XD&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: don't worry&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: there's nothing puerto rican about me&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: ruben perez perez ruben perez&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: I don't say "Puelta"&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: seriously&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: ;]&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: they have fuckin names like that&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: omg yeah i hate that shit&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: I can roll my "r"s nigga&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: puelta&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: LMFAO&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: exactly nigga&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: soy the puelto lico&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: LMFAO&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: LMFAO&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: de&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: OH MY GOD ROFL&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: puelto lico&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: fuckin faggots&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: PUELAOSDIFJASF&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: HAHAHA&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: *DIES*&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: haha&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: i used to work for a company that had me deal with those motherfuckers&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: o_o&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: i used to take puerto rican calls&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: i could not understand those fucks&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: LOL!!!!&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: it was a roadside assistance company&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: ppl would call me&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: when they needed help if they were straanded on the road&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: and i would send them help&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: but i would ask them "y donde estas, en cual calle"&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: =o&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: they would answer " aqui no hay calles, estoy pol la tienda de Jolge, todo el mundo sabe donde esta"&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: fuckin motherfuckers&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: LMAO&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: i wanted to kill them all&lt;br&gt;HtCdAc: god this is fucking quotable&lt;br&gt;YoshiExcel: lol&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/457360367/so-like-i-asked-my-friend-where-he-was-born-and-found-out-more-than-i-thought-i-would/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Request!</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/453389412/request/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/453389412/request/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:08:44 GMT</pubDate><description>Anyone up to making a new layout for me? (I know Karla is ;]) I feel like I've been having this layout for wayyyyy too long... damn I should have saved that slipknot one I made a long time ago... that shit was pimp! I need to start using html again and stop being lazy =p but if anyone out there has time to make me one I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you all! :D</description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/453389412/request/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>UPDATE? OMFG NO WAY (yes guey) LOL</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/450882992/update-omfg-no-way-yes-guey-lol/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/450882992/update-omfg-no-way-yes-guey-lol/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:28:39 GMT</pubDate><description>um...&lt;br /&gt;Stressed&lt;br /&gt;Too much school&lt;br /&gt;One more week left...&lt;br /&gt;Going to michigan for spring break&lt;br /&gt;can't wait to get out of here&lt;br /&gt;prolly gonna go to niagra falls (canada ohhh) when I'm there&lt;br /&gt;I like cheese&lt;br /&gt;wish I had some right now&lt;br /&gt;I'm hot, litteraly&lt;br /&gt;I want water&lt;br /&gt;I'm thirsty&lt;br /&gt;Its late... &lt;br /&gt;school tomorrow *sigh*&lt;br /&gt;Its fun staying up at night&lt;br /&gt;not fun waking up having 2 hours of sleep&lt;br /&gt;I'm hungry&lt;br /&gt;I should eat&lt;br /&gt;too long of an update&lt;br /&gt;I should stop&lt;br /&gt;*agrees withself and stops*</description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/450882992/update-omfg-no-way-yes-guey-lol/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>YAY</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/442656329/yay/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/442656329/yay/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 23:56:16 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!!! I GOT MY IPOD BACK!!!!!!! Thanks for everyone for their participation! ^_^! (haha this sounds like a freaking contest)&amp;nbsp;Thank you so much for everyone that contributed, specially Arturo who gave most of it away! =] Well now that I got it back the guy that stole it is&amp;nbsp;going to go to jail for his wrong doings :o! and I thought I was never getting my iPod back *whew* *dances to music* HELL YES! I'm so pumped I just wanna get on top of a table and dance naked!&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/442656329/yay/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Monday, February 06, 2006</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/438359908/item/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/438359908/item/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2006 00:40:27 GMT</pubDate><description>Kay well this whole week was shitty... except for the weekend =O! Who knows why &amp;gt;_&amp;gt; Okay maybe one person knows but thats about it, other than that I got MY IPOD STOLEN!!! *CRIES* I MISS IT I WANT IT BACK Q.Q If you guys at the Academy see an iPod like the one on the picture there on my display pic (or if you see an iPod with a black case) Tell me! &amp;gt;_&amp;lt; If you know someone with a black iPod NO MATTER who it is, even if you know them email me at &lt;A href="mailto:htfreaq@gmail.com" target="_new"&gt;htfreaq@gmail.com&lt;/A&gt; thanks for everyone with info! </description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/438359908/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, January 26, 2006</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/432494917/item/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/432494917/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:58:47 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Kay, so Kristin finally made me update. So you might want to thank her cause this xanga was almost in cow webs. Ha. Okay, so to start off, today's topic is: Crazy/Unusual things you've done. As for me, lets see... Here's a list of... well... things lol&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I have...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;showered every day (which is unusual, very for all of those that know me)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;ate a full meal out of the trash can (all thanks to cam for sniffin the food 100 yards away although I had to share)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eaten raw cactus (if you want to do this make sure you take every splinter off or else its going to hurt like fuck when it goes down your throat)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eaten sheep stomach&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eaten grasshopers&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;jumped off 2 stories into a shopping cart&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;bumper cars (with shopping carts)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;got ran over&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;climbed trees like a monkey&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;a stuffed cat that I sleep with every day (makes me feel sorta ghey, Got a problem? get over it :D)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thrown firecrackers at random people&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;taken over 40 minutes to take a simple crap&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;wore my moms bra on accident (no comment)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;put my hand down the toilet while there was poop still in there&amp;nbsp;(my remote fell in there and had to go look for it)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;an iPod (can't live without it)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;met a really awsome&amp;nbsp;cousin&amp;nbsp;named&amp;nbsp;Rose that I'm married to (although its not legal I still love her to death &amp;amp; couldn't have made it this far without her =])&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;only had one girlfriend before (and you thought I was a pimp LOL) (jk jk jk jk )&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thats pretty much about it... anything you guys want me to know about you all? :D&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/432494917/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, January 17, 2006</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/427664528/item/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/427664528/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 19:11:29 GMT</pubDate><description>::updates::</description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/427664528/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, December 15, 2005</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/406784168/item/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/406784168/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:11:27 GMT</pubDate><description>I should like... update or something</description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/406784168/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Sunday, October 30, 2005</title><link>http://ht-one.xanga.com/377277091/item/</link><guid>http://ht-one.xanga.com/377277091/item/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2005 08:43:06 GMT</pubDate><description>YES! Time to update... and what a great time to update at 3:10 in the morning! WHOOHOO haha Anyways, since I can't talk about today since its already sunday, I'll talk about what happened this weekend so far, I guess you guys deserve at least an update no? ^_^ Anywho, I went to Academy Friday Tech Night! The shit owned! I was so happah, but sad at the same time because me missed like half of the thing... =( Either way I was happy to be there with all my buddies! ^_^ So yeah! Finally got Call of Duty and Counter Strike soon to get Halo so we can play at my teachers LAN Party next month! (hopefully) I can't wait ^_^ OH YEAH! So yesterday! (I almost forgot) Somthings&amp;nbsp; happened that made me feel retarded as hell &amp;gt;_&amp;lt; It happened in this order from what I can remember. I was at the Friday tech night, Camerons friend Jeremy came over &amp;amp; we hung out, so after that I spent the night at camerons house &amp;amp; his stupid internet didn't work so I waited till 5am in the morning till it started working. Then I woke up around 10 or 11 am stood up and hit myself on his top bunk bed in the freaking corner! HURT LIKE HELL!!! Russel heard the "boink" sound from the living room &amp;amp; started laughing =( after that we went to game stop to get some games, came back to his house &amp;amp; we played the games. So after that I was going to go near my computer since I brought it and I was cleaning up the stuff that was around, so while trying to get to the freaking couch &amp;amp; getting the stuff out of the way a cable gets tangled in my feet so I stand up again and hit myself with the F*($@ Bunk bed right on my head! I was pissed! I can't believe I fell for that twice! so then Alyssa laughs at me and so does Russel... =(... Then I was walking towards cameron to get something &amp;amp; I stepped on Alyssas toe! She was like watch where you walk next time and I was like huh? took me a while to realize I stepped on it I was like OH SHIT but it was too late to say anything so gah! I felt even more stupid! but thats not the last of it! Camerons dad is weird as hell, so when I layed in front of the tv in the living room he's like "get out of way and don't lay in the middle of the fucking room again" I'm like HOLY SHIT what did I do! lol!!! so I layed close by cam so he could protect me (haha). So then after that! We ate (omg I love nachos) hang out some more &amp;amp; chill... so when its time for me to go I looked down to look for my shoes AND I HIT MYSELF IN THE DAMN POLE AGAIN!! GRR!!! 3 TIMES IN ONE DAY! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I feel dumber than Russel! and to make it &amp;lt;sarcasm&amp;gt;better&amp;lt;/sarcasm&amp;gt; The seatbelts on the back of Alyssas car don't work, also I looked up and saw chains running across Alyssas car from both sides on the top suspended in the air... Then I hear Russel say "Its raining" I'm like It's raining?!?!? He's like "wtf? no dumb ass." So I'm like wtf I could almost swear I heard rain drops!!! Then he called me stupid =( So I looked up again.. I saw those chains again, then on "top" of those chains I thought I saw water on the ceiling of her car, so then I tell Russel,&amp;nbsp; I told you it was raining! Look its going through the ceiling of the car! so then I touch the ceiling and I realize that was the chain's shadow... everyone started laughing and cameron asked "Did Chris do something smart again?" &amp;gt;_&amp;lt;!!! Man!!! It was the most retardedest (yes retardedest) day of my life! (at least so far -_-) Oh well, at least I got free food lol, although I gave all I had left to buy gas for Alyssas car. o well... at least I didn't get bored lol and yeah I guess it was fun :D I should do that again!&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Oh snap I almost forgot to paste this! While we were hanging out with Jeremy it was pitch dark, so I randomly decide to take my camera out, I forgot the flash was on, and blinded the hell out of Russel and Cameron. Funny thing is, Russel looks high as fuck &lt;IMG style="WIDTH: 547px; HEIGHT: 522px" height=1235 src="http://home.comcast.net/~ht_one/picture1.jpg" width=1581 img &lt;&gt;</description><comments>http://ht-one.xanga.com/377277091/item/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>